Cybersecurity Seeker Gifts

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'Airbag safety feature.'

Spelling a newspaper

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Desert wifi

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

How to create a password you can remember...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

IT security.