Cybersecurity Seeker Pillows

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Minority Report

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

A Little Extra

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Information about information about information about information.

Spelling a newspaper

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'Airbag safety feature.'

Desert wifi

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

How to create a password you can remember...

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

IT security.