Cyberspace Seeker Gifts

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Evolution.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Binary Man

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

The Escape Key

Desert wifi

Witch dice.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Cartoon computer

Information Security

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."