Cyberspace Seeker Prints

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Evolution.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Binary Man

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

The Escape Key

Witch dice.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Desert wifi

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

Cartoon computer

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Information Security

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."