Cyberseeker Mugs

"I think it's a computer virus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Wikipedia...

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Desert wifi

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Down With Wikipedia

Spelling a newspaper

Computer Life

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

CIA Recommended TVs

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'