Internet Intrigue Seeker Gifts

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Wikipedia...

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Desert wifi

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Lady Jane Grey

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'002' - A discussion about 007.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."