Internet Intriguer Gifts

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I only told a few friends."

Fighting the Zika Virus

Office Politics Superstore.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Spam traps on mobiles

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"This is not good at all!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."