Internet Intriguer Pillows

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Fighting the Zika Virus

"I only told a few friends."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Office Politics Superstore.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"This is not good at all!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

Information Macht Frei

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."