Internet Intrigue Pillows

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

I'd rather be phishing.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Able to Google Stuff Man

Identity in the networks

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"I met my wife on Tinder."

'You rang?'

UN agreements.

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Time Machine Assassination Squad

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

In The Bastille

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."