Intrigue Pillows

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"This is not good at all!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Desert Island Surveillance.

Fingerprint Show

Your DNA is in the database.

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Two men converse secretively

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"It's a plant based solution."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

'You rang?'

"I met my wife on Tinder."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

UN agreements.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Violin

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

In The Bastille