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'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This is not good at all!"

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Desert Island Surveillance.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Two men converse secretively

"It's a plant based solution."

Your DNA is in the database.

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'You rang?'

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

"I met my wife on Tinder."

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

UN agreements.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

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In The Bastille

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'