Intrigue Creator T-Shirts

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"This is not good at all!"

Desert Island Surveillance.

Fingerprint Show

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

Two men converse secretively

Your DNA is in the database.

'002' - A discussion about 007.

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

"I met my wife on Tinder."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

Violin

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"People are scum."