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'I think they're up to something.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

I'd rather be phishing.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'...if he only knew what I wrote about him on my blog.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Able to Google Stuff Man

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

Identity in the networks

'You rang?'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"I met my wife on Tinder."

UN agreements.

'The mean age of our visitor is 50. It seems like when they turn 50 they get mean.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"Don't even pretend the two of you aren't stealing my wifi!"

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