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"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"This is not good at all!"

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

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Trilby - 'Confession

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Two men converse secretively

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'You rang?'

UN agreements.

Good Carp, Bad Carp

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

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In The Bastille

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

"Impressive rap sheet. Any experience that didn't end in an arrest?"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

'Tiptoe it by legal.'

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.