Interrogation Intrigue Prints

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"This is not good at all!"

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Trilby - 'Confession

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'You rang?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

UN agreements.

Violin

Good Carp, Bad Carp

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

In The Bastille

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'Personally, I think a question like that says a lot more about YOU than it does about me.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

"Impressive rap sheet. Any experience that didn't end in an arrest?"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

'Tiptoe it by legal.'