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Violin

Baby Playing Violin

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Timpani.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Timbre Wolf

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"This is not good at all!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Orchestra

Fingerprint Show

Two men converse secretively

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"It's a plant based solution."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You rang?'

UN agreements.

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Man and his translator stick out their tongues.

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Sight test with a violin.

On paper, all applicants were very impressive. . . but clearly some were more experienced than others!

In The Bastille

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Would the violin be any easier than this?"