Web Of Intrigue Pillows

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Trilby - 'Confession

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

In The Bastille

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

'Corporate Affairs Department'

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"

"Due to circumstances out of my control, I changed my mind concerning the new project."

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."