Web Of Intrigue Prints

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

'I think they're up to something.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Trilby - 'Confession

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

UN agreements.

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

'Darling, I want you to meet my, er, boss.'

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Time Machine Assassination Squad

In The Bastille

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

'Oh God, trust security to have found the hidden agenda!'

'Corporate Affairs Department'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

"It's outside, waiting for her inside of his convertible."

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

"Due to circumstances out of my control, I changed my mind concerning the new project."

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"