Political Intriguer Gifts

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The Russian Election.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Roe v. Wade

DUNVOTIN

Arizona In Black

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

British Prime Minister

Trump

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Rock and a Hard Place

US Capitol Building Toppled

'What I have to do first?!'

'I think they're up to something.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

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