Academic Intrigue Seeker Gifts

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Learning.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.