Courtly Intrigue Seeker Gifts

Lady Jane Grey

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Desert Island Surveillance.

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

The Instant Book Store

'002' - A discussion about 007.

The Last Thing Out.

"No it's not. That's his defense lawyer."

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Duchess

"I love the blockbusters of the summer confession season."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

I'm free to leave jail? Why? How? You secret journalism source said it's ok. You can reveal the name of the person who told you that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper. Whisper, whisper, whisper. Holy book deal!

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

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