Courtly Affairs Aficionado Gifts

Duchess

I love Lawyers

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Yawning barristers in court

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Impartiality becomes you."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Counsel's Opinion.

Criminal Stupidness

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'