Courtship Aficionado Gifts

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Romantic knight.

Bear Costume

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mantis Love

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Wow - My kind of man.'