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"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Romantic knight.

Bear Costume

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Romantic Tree Carving

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Love in Boom

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

I can't bear to be without you.

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The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Perfect Match