Courtship Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Marquis 'en Montagnard'.

"Useless lot... every time she finds Mr Right he says she's Mrs Wrong."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I figure it's respectable in this day and age for a girl to invite a boy over for a drink of kool-aid."

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Romantic Giraffes

I only have eyes for you

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"This will be hilarious!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Love

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Funnel of Love

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Funnel of Love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."