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"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"OK, now what?"

Waterfall of Disappointment

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.