Courtship Captain T-Shirts

"And this is where I met your mum."

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Romance

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'Good morning Miss...'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Online Romance

Romance Music

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"