Courtship Captain T-Shirts

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Romance

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'Yes, you sing. But do you dance and make romance?'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Good morning Miss...'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Online Romance

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Romance Music

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!