Courtship Expert T-Shirts

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

Romantic Giraffes

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Romance

The Stages of Wine

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Online Romance

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"