Dating Experts T-Shirts

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

The Stages of Wine

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Sharing Drinks.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

"And What Wine Would You Suggest To Go With An Argument?"

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Not so fast, Casanova! I want to get to know a man and his intentions better before I allow him to accompany me to the cinema!"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

Tom prepares for his hot date.

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I'm a simple man, really."

"This time, she went too far."

'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'

'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'

"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

Babe magnet

"With so many dating services online, I had to diversify."

'Yes, I've heard long-married couples tend to look alike, but I'm not sure about the dress alike part.'

Courtship display

"My name is Adam and your name is Eve and that I think is a good starting point for a relationship between us!"

'No thanks! Playing doctor is how my folks ended up getting married.'