Courtship Expert Gifts

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

Romantic Giraffes

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Boyfriend of the Month.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

The Stages of Wine

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Romance

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Online Romance

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'Do try and look intelligent-here comes my first husband...'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"