Courtship Critic Gifts

Sterns Father. 'What an unearthly hour that young fellow stops till every night, Doris. What does your mother say about it?' Daughter. 'She says men haven't altered a bit pa.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Not guilty"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Clarence Thomas

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Good morning Miss...'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Audiovisual law

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

Selling Justice

Wildlife Refuge

'Oh great, not him. That lawyer is as crooked as them come. We're screwed.'

QC appointments fall to all time low.