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Sterns Father. 'What an unearthly hour that young fellow stops till every night, Doris. What does your mother say about it?' Daughter. 'She says men haven't altered a bit pa.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

"Not guilty"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but

Clarence Thomas

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Audiovisual law

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Good morning Miss...'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Romantic knight.

'Oh great, not him. That lawyer is as crooked as them come. We're screwed.'