Courtship Explorer Pillows

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Heart to heart talk.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"OK, now what?"

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"