Imperial Intrigue Seeker Gifts

Outbreak of Boer War

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Scarpia's Palace

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Analyst and patient

Lady Jane Grey

How are you feeling, Al? I couldn't be happier, Dr. Kapuchnik. Gee, that's great. No, I mean I wanted to be happier, but I couldn't.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Desert Island Surveillance.

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Toxic Masculinity

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

'Your psychiatrist wants to speak to you.'

Barnaby is enrolled

Hen counts her blessings.

"I should give myself up... I'm a bad habit!"

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"