Information Seekers Pillows

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Down With Wikipedia

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Skeptic Tank.

Letters escape from a caged book.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?