Information Seekers Gifts

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Down With Wikipedia

Squeezing the Free Press.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"It's such a lovely day!"

Do your research!

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Back to school.

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

The intellectual.