Semantic Seeker Gifts

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Roget's Pet

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Dolphin

Bird Symbol Hunting

A Palindrome Cow.

'My market doesn't understand me.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Dinosaur named Thesaurus Rex

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Backdoor

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Control in the workplace.

"Many editors take it improve their colons and semicolons."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Why are we here?"

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Vegicurious

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'