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Falcon finds Waldo

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Bring me some more power.'

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Down With Wikipedia

Desert wifi

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Robot about to eat a battery

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"Why are we here?"

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Control in the workplace.

'Yes, I do find motherhood fulfilling. However, I find being a sales Vice-President even more fulfilling.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Scientists at the Human Genome Project have located a gene that makes us want to constantly look for our name on search engines.'

Mitch learned beneath his conscious thoughts, he felt small,inadequate,desperately in need of strength,competence, power.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'I know I am an inverted comma, but I still hate being quoted.'

The meaning of life...

"I understand how I was born; I want to know why."