Web Searching Gifts

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

According to the internet Harry's growth was a lucky four-leaf-clover wart.

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Obsession with the Internet.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Travelogue

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'