Web Browsing Gifts

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Have you tried Googling that?'

Online form - Submit.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'I saw on the internet that it was my genes that were making me fat and thought you could get me a new pair.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

"I'll send you a link."

"It just happened. The entire internet is now nothing but clickbait."

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

'That's the best pop-up I've ever seen!'

"Life beyound the web" "Fascinating, does it have a web site?"

Rate My Santa.com

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Hot Towel Web Service

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Q & A's How to unsubscribe.

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

Man at his computer

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Next Website Please.

Meet the People of the Internet

'You're obsessed with surfing the net, Bob! But here it reads you can find help on www.-fight-web-addiction.com!'

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

Social Notworking

Obsession with the Internet.

High Speed Internet - 'Wow! We've never wasted time as fast as this before.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'