Web Surfing Gifts

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"A quick internet search stopped me worrying about my aching back...."

Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.

"I spent my whole life on the Internet."

"Well, that's it. I have visited every website on the Internet. Now what will I do with my time?"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"CannoliCrimeFramily.com is taken, but CannoliHotdogs.com is available. I guess we're getting out of crime, and getting into the hot dog business."

'I warned you not to turn 'safe surfing' off!'

The Computer Mouse Reversal

What's the special tonight? I dunno. Check our website.

Page 3 web site.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Web fatigue: 'Been there. . .downloaded that.'

'Your Father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'Visit our website: www.bitesuckyumco.uk'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

'First there was Pinter-esque. Then there was Pinter-est.'

Gaggle Crusts Search

Messing around on the internet when the boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Is it possible to get repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

allovertheplace.com

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Not that net!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.