Web Surfing Wonder Gifts

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

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'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Moses on the web

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trick or Tweet

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Silver Surfer.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

The Blob's Blog.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."