Web Wonder Gifts

'It's knit one, pearl two.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Moses on the web

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Clickbait

Gerald Ratner's return

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Computer Crimes

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Silver Surfer.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

The Blob's Blog.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Websiteless -- please help.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'