Webpage Wonder Gifts

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Moses on the web

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

Clickbait

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Gerald Ratner's return

Computer Crimes

Silver Surfer.

The Blob's Blog.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"And that's our newscast. Don't forget to follow us on the Web for up-to-the-minute reactions of everything we've just told you."

Websiteless -- please help.