Website Wonder Gifts

'I'd like my own web site.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Claus 2.0

Moses on the web

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Clickbait

Gerald Ratner's return

'Your website or mine?'

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Silver Surfer.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

The Blob's Blog.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Websiteless -- please help.

Social Notworking

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.