Website Wonder Pillows

'I'd like my own web site.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Claus 2.0

Moses on the web

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

Clickbait

'Your website or mine?'

Gerald Ratner's return

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

Silver Surfer.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

The Blob's Blog.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'C'mon! Visit me on the web!'

Websiteless -- please help.