Web Surfing Wonder Pillows

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Moses on the web

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trick or Tweet

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Wikipedia...

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Silver Surfer.

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

The Blob's Blog.

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"