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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Man doing a search on a computer

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Travelogue

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Online Shopping.

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Silver Surfer.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'