Internet Searching Gifts

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Little Search Engine That Could.

M.D. Mister Jones is back with his sore throat --- He Googled instead of gargled.

'I searched the whole internet and couldn't find anything on how to work a can opener.'

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

"You've got computer-breath."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Travelogue

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'