Internet Searching Pillows

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Little Search Engine That Could.

'I searched the whole internet and couldn't find anything on how to work a can opener.'

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Evolution.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Man doing a search on a computer

"You've got computer-breath."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Dad Trophies

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Travelogue

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Clickbait

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'